don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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