she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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