yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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