I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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