can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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