Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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