Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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