I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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