idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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