Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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