Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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