shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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