Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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