very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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