Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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