I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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