If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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