can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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