There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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