Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Girls should come with a carfax report
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
His nipple licking is glorious
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