sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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