Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We had to coat check the pizza.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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