And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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