Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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