Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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