he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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