Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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