I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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