Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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