Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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