Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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