in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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