You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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