we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
