Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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