she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is Oprah even human
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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