Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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