On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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