You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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