is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
my liver is dry heaving
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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