think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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