I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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