on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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