I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
