I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
