You really coming over, don't trick.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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