i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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