Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize