You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
