She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
