We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Success! We fucked roommates!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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