You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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